The Daily Mail reports:
“A father of one was stunned when he opened a letter from the Halifax bank offering him a credit card account which referred to him as ‘F*** Off’.
Steve Smith, from Lancaster, was sent a letter addressed to ‘Dear Off’ and an application form with ‘F*** Off’ printed on it – with the offensive word spelled out in full.”
Someone in the Halifax back office is just loving this. As are we.
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Unrelated Photo of a Sober Judge
News24- A man from Kempton Park man has been arrested for reporting his bakkie stolen as a shotgun reaction to forgetting where he parked it.
Captain Jethro Mtshali, Gauteng police is quoted by News24 as saying:
“The owner then confessed… that his car was not stolen at his house. Instead, he was so drunk [the previous night] he could not recall where he had parked,”
Charged with defeating the ends of justice, this guy is the first candidate for our Awesome Drunk of the Year contest.
Sesame Street Branches Out
The credit crunch has hit hard. Companies all over the world need to adapt to survive. Enter Sesame Street and the obvious synergy into hardcore porn. Apparently YouTube told CNN:
“YouTube’s Community Guidelines prohibit graphic content, as always, we remove inappropriate material as soon as we are made aware of it.”
Sesame Workshop, the non-profit organization (seriously) behind Sesame Street cumstag issued an apology Sunday:
“Our channel was compromised and we are presently working with YouTube/Google to restore our original content.”
Yeah right. No doubt Sesame Streets website is just being dominated with hits. Fair plays, gotta be innovative these days.
